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  • Northwoods Nachos with Badger Sauce

    Northwoods Nachos with Badger Sauce

    Jennifer’s Body may have flopped when it came out in 2009, but 10 years later it is finally getting the respect it deserves. Diablo Cody’s script is sharp and snappy, and Karyn Kusama’s direction is slick. Regardless of what you thought you knew about Megan Fox, she is brilliant as man-eating cheerleader Jennifer. It’s a biting (literally) rape revenge film, that also reflects on society’s questionable reactions to tragedy, and the painful dynamic of female friendships. But it’s also wildly campy and entertaining, ripping through all the typical high school tropes. 

    Food is used throughout the movie to highlight place – Devil’s Kettle, Minnesota, how apt – and theme. Sweet small-town girl Needy (Amanda Seyfried) makes fried bologna sandwiches and offers them to her ferret. Her boyfriend is excited to take her to the Cheesecake Factory before the school dance. The layered red, white and blue Twin Towers shooters Jennifer procures from the bar look as tasty as they are absolutely tasteless. And then, of course, there is the rotisserie chicken that Needy’s mom bought from Boston Market that Jennifer rips into like an animal the night she comes back changed. 

    Another food mention comes as Needy is begging Jennifer to come home with her and not leave with the band in their creepy white van. The “Northwoods Nachos with Extra Badger Sauce” she tries to tempt her with sound great, but unfortunately were not enough to snap Jennifer out of her trance. They do, however, perfectly encapsulate the quirk of the film and the Midwest setting of Devil’s Kettle, so that’s what we’re making for our recipe!

    These Northwoods Nachos take a cue from a classic Midwestern comfort food. “Hotdish” is a casserole, often cheesy, and always topped with crispy tater tots, so we are using tater tots as our base. This makes these nachos, or should I say totchos, charmingly trashy. They are topped with spicy, saucy black beans (bonus movie tie in if you mix in some shredded rotisserie chicken; I served it on the side to keep these vegetarian). 

    For the Badger Sauce I made a beer cheese sauce appropriate for the area. I used Alton Brown’s recipe for rarebit, and stirred in a can of diced green chilis to make a spicy Minnesota queso. Drizzle some on top, and there’s plenty extra for dipping. 

    Northwoods Nachos with Badger Sauce

    For the Northwoods Nachos 

    • 1 pound frozen tater tots
    • 2 tablespoons olive oil
    • 1 onion, chopped
    • 2 garlic cloves, chopped
    • 1/2 teaspoon cumin
    • 1/2 teaspoon coriander
    • 1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika
    • 1/2 teaspoon cayenne
    • 1 14.5 ounce can fire-roasted tomatoes
    • 1 15 ounce can black beans, rinsed 
    • 1 1/2 cups shredded rotisserie chicken (optional)
    • Badger Sauce (see below)
    • Optional garnishes: green onions, pico de gallo, salsa, sour cream

    Cook the tater tots according to package directions in a large casserole dish. Keep warm.

    Heat olive oil on medium-high and fry onion until golden. Stir in garlic and fry another minute or so, then add cumin, coriander, smoked paprika, and cayenne and cook, stirring, until fragrant. Stir in tomatoes and cook, stirring often, until they are well broken down and starting to caramelize. Add black beans (and shredded chicken if using), and a cup of water. Mix well, and cook, stirring occasionally, for 20 minutes or so until thick, adding more water if necessary. 

    Spoon on top of tater tots, drizzle with Badger Sauce, and garnish.

    For the Badger Sauce

    • 1 tablespoon unsalted butter
    • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
    • 1 teaspoon dijon mustard
    • 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
    • Pinch coarse salt and some fresh cracked pepper
    • 1/4 cup beer (the darker the better)
    • 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons heavy cream
    • 1 cup shredded cheddar 
    • 1 4.5 ounce can diced green chilis

    On low heat in a saucepan, heat butter and flour, whisking continuously for several minutes (do not let it brown). Add in dijon, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper and stir until combined. Stir in beer and heavy cream, then add cheddar. Cook, whisking constantly until cheese is melted and mixture is thick, about 5-7 minutes. Add a little cream to loosen it if necessary, and stir in diced green chilis. Drizzle over Northwoods Nachos and serve extra on the side. 

    First published on Nightmare on Film Street.

  • Pumpkin Mocha Breve

    Pumpkin Mocha Breve

    You were the sun, and I was crashing into you.

    Rainbow Rowell’s Carry On is one of the most refreshing pieces of fiction I’ve read in the last few years. A moving, magical and intensely quotable twist on Harry Potter, it follows Simon, Baz, Penelope, and Agatha at their wizarding school and plays on the theme of the chosen one and destiny. Though often sharp and very funny, it’s much sweeter though than a satire, and explores its characters in a very real way. Not least, it’s a beautiful and exciting LGBT romance, the Harry and Draco fanfic we didn’t know we needed.

    Pumpkin Mocha Breve appears in both Carry On and related novel (also excellent) Fangirl. Who invented this crazy indulgent melted candy bar concoction? Was it Baz? Was it Levi? Either way, it’s delightful. You can make it as is or add a little bit of spices such as cinnamon or cardamom.

    Pumpkin Mocha Breve

    • 1 tablespoon espresso
    • 1 tablespoon cocoa
    • 1 tablespoon pumpkin puree
    • pinch ground spices, such as cinnamon or cardamom, optional
    • 1/4 cup water
    • 1 cup half and half
    • sugar to taste (a teaspoon or two)

    In a French press, combine espresso, cocoa and pumpkin puree and spices if using (if you don’t have a French press, you can just do this in a mug and later pour it through a strainer). Heat the water to a boil and stir into mixture. Set aside.

    In a small sauce pan, heat half and half just just below a boil. While it’s heating, you can froth it by lifting and pouring ladlefuls. When it’s hot and frothy, add sugar and the strained espresso mixture. Pour into a cozy mug and enjoy.

    More Carry On recipes?

    There are so many lovely food descriptions in the book! Fiction Food Café has an abundance, including Sour Cherry Scones and Bacon Cinnamon Buns.

    Excitingly, @RainbowRowell announce the sequel Wayward Son coming in 2020!

    Recipe for Fiction Kitchen Episode 34: CARRY ON in which Carrie and Diana discuss (squee over) the YA meta fanfiction novel by Rainbow Rowell – mint Aero bars, sour cherry scones, pink gingerbread ladies, more Yorkshire pudding and roast beef, bacon and cinnamon rolls, sage, intensity and brownies, pumpkin mocha breve, and on and on.

  • Dark and Stormer

    Dark and Stormer

    Bam! Pow! It’s #FoodInComics month, Fandom Foodies theme hosted by Diana @ Fiction Food Cafe – check the linkup or search the hashtag for all kinds of comic-inspired dishes!

    The Jem and the Holograms comic is gorgeous – and more than just a rush of neon-colored nostalgia. The 26 issue run launched in March of 2015 as a collaboration between IDW Publishing and Hasbro. It’s radiantly illustrated by Sophie Campbell, with rocking storylines written by Kelly Thompson. The pair’s reimagined characters sparkle off the page, and are refreshingly diverse in every sense – there’s no wrong way to be a truly outrageous girl.

    Stormer was my favorite Jem and the Holograms character as a kid – she’s a Misfit (I’m a misfit), but she’s the nice Misfit. She’s even better in the comic, the Kimber-Stormer storyline is the cutest, sweetest thing ever.

    So of course I wanted to make a Stormer-inspired recipe. This is a super simple drink, a play on the classic Dark and Stormy, but with a blueberry-lime syrup, blue like her awesome glam hair and tropical like her Hungry like the Wolf look. It’s a lovely spicy mocktail so the kids can enjoy, but feel free to spike it with a shot of rum.

    Dark and Stormer

    • 1 cup blueberries
    • 1/2 cup demerara sugar (or sub brown sugar)
    • zest of 1 lime
    • juice of 1/2 lime
    • 1/2 cup water
    • ginger beer
    • lime slices to garnish

    In a small sauce pan, heat blueberries, sugar, lime zest, lime juice and water. Heat, stirring, until blueberries are burst and pretty much disintegrated.

    Strain through a fine mesh sieve and cool. Add 2-3 tablespoons to a glass with ice, top with ginger beer, stir gently and garnish with a slice of lime.

    This dish was first posted for Fiction Kitchen Episode 25: JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS in which Carrie and Diana discuss the truly outrageous 80s cartoon, and the recent comic (hit!) and movie (flop). Showtime, Synergy.

  • Orange Jubilee

    Orange Jubilee

    Hey mutants! This month’s Fandom Foodies theme is #Xmenu, all X-Men inspired recipes hosted by Food ‘n’ Flix!

    Most of my X-Men familiarity comes from the 90s animated series. My favorite was Rogue, but I love a spunky orphan, so Jubilee was a close second. She’s the truest of mall rats; she ran away from an orphanage to hide out in the Hollywood Mall.

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    Jubilee by one of my favorite illustrators Heather Mahler

    When brainstorming a recipe, I settled on a remix of one of the most iconic mall foods, the Orange Julius. I gave it some energetic personality by using coconut milk, then frozen pineapple as yellow and frozen OJ concentrate as dated as her signature jacket (just kidding, that jacket’s on point). Fire up those energy plasmoids, or your blender, and you have a drink as fun and girly and cool as our underrated heroine.

    Later I tried topping it with some sparkly orange seltzer – gave it that little bit of fireworks.

    Orange Jubilee

    • 12 ounces frozen orange juice concentrate
    • 1/2 cup sugar
    • 1 cup frozen pineapple
    • 1/2 cup ice
    • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    • 2 cups coconut milk (the beverage kind in the carton, not the kind in the can)
    • orange seltzer, optional

    In a blender, combine orange juice concentrate, sugar, pineapple, ice, vanilla extract and coconut milk, blend until smooth. Pour into a glass and top with orange seltzer (optional), enjoy!

    WHAT, Jubilee gets turned into a vampire?! I may have to investigate this further.

    I’ve not seen Logan yet, so the most recent movie I’ve seen is X-Men: Apocalypse, which I think we can all agree was ok at best. However, there were two pieces of perfection, including my girl Sophie Turner who can do no wrong as Jean Grey, and this amazing mall montage with plentiful Jubilee which didn’t even make the final cut.